Kink Month: Chuck’s Dinosaur Tingler’s Vol 1 by Chuck Tingler Narrated by Sam Rand

Audible Link

https://www.audible.com/pd/Erotica-Sexuality/Chucks-Dinosaur-Tinglers-Volume-1-Audiobook/B01EKI3V8A

Blurb

Chuck Tingle is a world-renowned master of the ‘tingler’; a story so
sensual, so erotic, and so powerfully gay that it will change the whole
way you look at erotic romance literature. Collected here are three such
tales of the dinosaur variety. Are you ready to depart on a depraved
journey of gay lust that will tingle you to your very core? If so, than
this explicit collection is for you.

My Billionaire Triceratops Craves Gay Ass

Jeremy was never quite sure about his feelings for Oliver, his gay pet
dinosaur, until Oliver scores big and leaves home to pursue his dreams of
being a dancer. Years later, the two of them reconnect for dinner in New
York City, and realize that there may have been more to their relationship
besides prehistoric pet and master. Now a wealthy socialite, Oliver the
triceratops is willing to take another chance on Jeremy, and soon the two
find themselves locked in a passionate evening of gay human-dino love.

Gay T-Rex Law Firm: Executive Boner

When Donny lands a job at Jurassic Law, the world’s leading T-rex law
firm, he’s absolutely thrilled. Unfortunately, after just one day it
quickly becomes clear that Donny’s new position entails more than just
legal work. Soon Donny makes the deal of a lifetime and finds himself
contractually bound into a gay T-rex gangbang that gives new meaning to
the term, “dinosaur bones.”

Space Raptor Butt Invasion

Space can be a lonely place, especially when you’re stationed by yourself
on the distant planet Zorbus. In fact, Lance isn’t quite sure that can
last the whole year before his shuttle pod arrives, but when a mysterious
visitor appears at Lance’s terraforming station, he quickly realizes that
he might not be so alone after all. Soon enough, Lance becomes close with
this mysterious new astronaut, a velociraptor. Together, they form an
unlikely duo, which quickly begins to cross the boundaries of friendship
into something much, much more.

©2015 Chuck Tingle (P)2016 Chuck Tingle

Review

Chuck Tingler has risen from bizarre porn obscurity to a multi-media
sensation. He started out doing dinoaur, unicorn and Big Foot gay porn
(moving on to even more bizarre living items and concepts pounding the
butts of fictional bicurious bottoms) to a Hugo nomination and an upcoming
dating simulation video game that I’ve backed on Kickstarter (anybody want
to read a review on that when it’s released?) While this is the first of
his fiction I’ve gotten around to reading/listening to, I’ve been
following him for awhile on Facebook –
https://www.facebook.com/ChuckTingle/ , which is quite an experience in
itself. I’m not quite sure if Dr. Tingle (I’m not sure if the Doctorate is
legitimate, but he sometimes uses it)actually believes everything he’s
writing or if it’s all brilliantly orchestrated performance art, but he’s
highly entertaining and occasionally even a little heartwarming in his
brash, troubled enthusiasm.

That’s a pretty lengthy introduction to a review of an audiobook that
clocks in at just over an hour, but I feel like understanding the Tingler
phenomenon is important to understanding the work.

Three stories are collected here, so there’s not a whole lot of time to do
much else than get to the dinosaur sex.

The first story, My Billionaire Triceratops Craves Gay Ass, was my
favorite of the three. There’s a fair amount of world building and a wee
bit of actual relationship development, such as it is. Jeremy is reunited
with his former pet Triceratops, who left him after he became a
billionaire through betting on the Super Bowl, and has since gone on to
become a successful broadway dancer. The absurdities of the story just
pile up and there’s no sense getting caught up in trying to make sense of
how it. The sex isn’t nearly as interesting as reading lines like “he had
old world Jurassic charm.”

The second story, Gay T-Rex Law Firm: Executive Boner, is a little more
direct in getting to the sex, but the absurd situation was enough to hold
my interest for a short story. A young straight lawyer on his first day at
a prestigious dinosaur law firm signs a contract agreeing to a T-Rex gang
bang for ten million dollars thinking it’s just a joke, then enjoying
himself tremendously when he discovers his new bosses were serious about
the indecent proposal.

The third story, Space Raptor Butt Invasion, involves a lonely astronaut
who finds solace in a visiting velociraptor. There’s some back story about
dinosaur astronauts fleeing Earth before the giant meteor was supposed to
wipe them out. Our lead’s denial of his true feelings (“It’s not gay if
it’s a human dude and a dinosaur dude, right?) was a highlight of the
story.

Unless your kinks are a lot weirder than mine this may not get your engine
going (the sex is surprisingly straightforward for human/dinosaur banging)
but the comedy and outrageous imagination of the whole thing makes it well
worth checking out. I think everybody should read a Chuck Tingler story
just to say they did, and I was entertained enough that I’d like to read
more someday. I’m particularly curious to see how the concept works in
some of his longer novellas.

4 of 5 stars

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